fuck yeah, nine inch nails!

Closure?

Alia:	When is Closure coming out on DVD?
Trent:	Never!
Alia:	What?!
Trent:	You can ask Universal, because they’re idiots, and they’re afraid to put it out.
Alia:	People are dying for that.
Trent:	Yes, but … there is a silver lining.
Alia:	I’m listening.
Trent:	A couple of years ago around this time of year, somebody must have broken into my personal files and uploaded onto a torrent site the entire DVD of Closure.
Alia:	Oh darn.
Trent:	Yeah, I don’t know who could have done that.
Alia:	Hmm.
Trent:	So, that basically means that it doesn’t need to come out on DVD anymore.
Alia:	Sorry Trent, I’m going to have to steal a copy.
Trent:	C’mon, you know that’s not the right thing to do.

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